Monday 20 October 2008

Rapid Fire Round $ Stock Markets

Rapid-fire to a Stockbroker

Sensex ------ Senseless

Nifty ------ Baseless

Investors ------ Wealth less

Trader/Dealer ------ Clueless

Mutulfunds ------ Cashless

FIIs. ------- Shameless

Cash -------- Find-less

Analyst -------- Mindless

Inflation ---------- Topless

R B I -------- Helpless

Blue chips ------- 50% less

Midcaps ------- 75% less

Small caps ------ 90% less

Bears ---------- Fearless

Bulls -------- Sleepless

Loss -------- Not at all less

Promoters ------- Restless

Finance Minister -------- Emotionless

Economy ---------- Context less

Food -------- Eat less / Tasteless. Maybe Food less

Fresher --------- Jobless

AND A STOCK BROKER IS NOTHING LESS OF ABOVE ALL.

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