Rapid-fire to a Stockbroker
Sensex ------ Senseless
Nifty ------ Baseless
Investors ------ Wealth less
Trader/Dealer ------ Clueless
Mutulfunds ------ Cashless
FIIs. ------- Shameless
Cash -------- Find-less
Analyst -------- Mindless
Inflation ---------- Topless
R B I -------- Helpless
Blue chips ------- 50% less
Midcaps ------- 75% less
Small caps ------ 90% less
Bears ---------- Fearless
Bulls -------- Sleepless
Loss -------- Not at all less
Promoters ------- Restless
Finance Minister -------- Emotionless
Economy ---------- Context less
Food -------- Eat less / Tasteless. Maybe Food less
Fresher --------- Jobless
AND A STOCK BROKER IS NOTHING LESS OF ABOVE ALL.
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