Saturday, 5 April 2025

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Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in school:

1. Law of Equality: The time taken by the wife, when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes, is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says, "I'll call you in 5 minutes!"

2. Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you were in

3. Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

4. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

5. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

6. Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.

11. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee becomes cold.

12. Law of Proposal: After you accept a proposal, you will get a better one.

13. Law of getting late: When you reach early for something, it will never start on time.

14. Law of Exam: If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only.

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